Frequently Asked Questions (with a few ones that no one has asked but we expect would be useful)

Q: What is Xineph studios?

A: Xineph Studios is a small group (company, whatever) devoted basically to making people laugh their asses off. We do this because you enjoy getting it and we enjoy inflicting it. Works for everyone.

Q: Why are you divided into divisions?

A: Just to make things easier. Plus, some of us are working independently, so it allows them to have a certain uniqueness.

Q: Is uniqueness a word?

A: I doubt it.

Q: What exactly are your divisions?

A: See the divisions page.

Q: Your stuff won't work on my computer. WASSUP WIZAT???

A: We make stuff primarily for Windows (although it's designed to work on mac) and some of our movies require a program called DivX to run. Google it. It's a free download.

Q: I want you to make me a special animation/skit/radio thing/whatever. Will you do it?

A: Maaaaybe..... Email us and find out.

Q: What the hell does "Xineph" mean, anyway?

A: ;).... That's for us to know and you to wonder. If you figure it out, I'll send you a dollar.

Q: What the hell is Xineph.com? It certainly doesn't look like anything you made....

A: Frankly, I'm about as stumped as you are there. We were unaware of its existence until we were told of it. We are in no way affiliated with them.

Q: Dude, your site could like, totally use some really flashy animations and GIFs and stuff. Why don't you like, make your site look awesome?

A: I'm afraid we side with Maddox and Google in that particular area. "Keep it simple". Our site already takes up enough bandwith with all the downloads, and I see no reason to take up space with useless stuff.

Q: Where are you located?

A: All over the eastern seaboard. Most of our operatives are in the northeast, but we have some of our most important ones in the south.

Q: I'd like to join you/work with you. Can I?

A: Probably, as long as you can get past the fact that there is NO salary for anyone. Including me. Contact us to find out if you can.

Q: I have a question that you haven't answered.

A: Email us. We'll update the FAQs.

Q: Have a nice day.

A: Thanks, you too.

Q:What is Xineph GOLD?

A:Well, in some of our new games, extra features are being added (cheats, secret areas, access to level editors in addition, some areas of the site that are forbidden to other users)

Q:Does Xineph GOLD cost money?

A: Sadly dew to minimal profits, Xineph GOLD accounts will cost an extreme cost of... ONE DOLLAR!

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